Say what you will about [CUNT], [CUNT'S] a quick study. It didn’t take [CUNT] long to master the ways of [CUNT'S] elders on the censorious right and decide that personal circumstance and past error needn’t prevent someone from claiming righteous leadership.
I hesitated before picking on [CUNT] because [CUNT'S] an easy target. It’s like shooting moose from a helicopter flying low over the tundra.
But [CUNT] so perfectly distills the double standards and audacity of so many of our country’s self-appointed moralists and supposed traditionalists: hypocrites whose own histories, along with any sense of shame, tumble out the window as soon as there’s a microphone to be seized or check to be cashed.
--New York Times op/ed writer Frank Bruni pens a scathing column on the right's righteous frauds