‘First of all, he’s always got this shit-eating grin on his face, like he just got a note from his managers telling him that Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman are extending their confidentiality agreements.
‘Second, in TV interviews, Tom laughs inappropriately and much too vociferously at non-humorous declarative statements, which is ironic because in real life he can’t take a fucking joke at all. [We chime in: HA!! So fucking true!]
‘All you have to do is make one simple, little, harmless, innocuous aside like, “The Scientology spaceship was late today; it had to stop in Fire Island to pick up Tom Cruise” and he has a pack of lawyers at your door faster than Katie Holmes can say “No, really. He loves me in that way. I swear.”‘ [We chime in: LOVE IT!!!]
--From her book I Hate Everyone..Starting With Me, Joanie Rivers on that gross COUCH JUMPER that exclaims he "loves" cunt.
‘Second, in TV interviews, Tom laughs inappropriately and much too vociferously at non-humorous declarative statements, which is ironic because in real life he can’t take a fucking joke at all. [We chime in: HA!! So fucking true!]
‘All you have to do is make one simple, little, harmless, innocuous aside like, “The Scientology spaceship was late today; it had to stop in Fire Island to pick up Tom Cruise” and he has a pack of lawyers at your door faster than Katie Holmes can say “No, really. He loves me in that way. I swear.”‘ [We chime in: LOVE IT!!!]
--From her book I Hate Everyone..Starting With Me, Joanie Rivers on that gross COUCH JUMPER that exclaims he "loves" cunt.
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