Joan Collins, yes that one of glamour and puss, is coming to all you schlubs and dispensing help and advice to the commoners.
On ITV, we'll get to hear Joan Collins pontificate on this and that-- you know, important matters.
Like fashion **holds lace fabric to face, makeup stains said fabric**
Like making an entrance in a courtroom: don black and white power suit!!
Or spout a useless quote in a regal British accent during any situation, whether it pertains to moment at hand or not!!
Now say with me the quote of the year:
Darling, would you pass me one of those chocolate- covered croissaaaaans. I had them specially flown in from Paris and I feel like indulging myself today.
Said quote is at 3:59:
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