LA*SURFPUNK HOLLYWOOD: July 2011

Sunday, July 31, 2011

PENCE ME

Model turned actor Josh Pence.

The Good Shepherd

Battleship

The Dark Knight Rises

RY BOAST: LOCHTE WINS 400-M IM AT 2011 SWIMMING WORLDS

GRILL MARKS:

RyRy Lochte wins gold at Shanghai.

The New York Times reports:

Ryan Lochte captured his fifth gold medal on the final day of the world swimming championships with a performance that may help him stake a claim to being the best in his sport.

Lochte, who beat his teammate Michael Phelps in two finals earlier this week, easily won the 400-meter individual medley Sunday in 4 minutes 7.13 seconds.

Phelps, who has dominated swimming for more than a decade, was overshadowed by Lochte here but he also seemed to return to form after a disappointing season last year.

Strong performances by Phelps and Lochte led an American swim team that dominated the championships’ eight days, with 16 gold medals and 29 over all.

CARVE IN STONE

MORNING WOOD:

Matthew Stone

Saturday, July 30, 2011

ALL IN THE FAMILY

Little brother to Nole Cakes, mega hottie Marko idolizes big brother.

Marko is following in his brother's footsteps with a career in tennis, too.

We have a feeling we will be seeing the lad at center court of a major in a couple of years.

The Djokovics, a double threat?? Yes, indeed!

CRAZY, STUPID FOR RYRY

GIVE US OUR DAILY RY:

Ryan Gosling

Friday, July 29, 2011

SHIRTS & SKIN

White Collar actor Matt Bomer treats all to a little ab action.

The place was Bryant Park and the event was the EA Sports Pro-Am.

Are you ready for some football?

Only if, Matty or Jordey Cakes is involved.

CHART THIS ONE UP TO SIZE

SIZE KING:

Manhunt helps out in the graphics department. To say the least-- LOLZ!

The site has a chart of the 8 most common cocks along with length size.

CLICK HERE

Which one are you?? Do tell; don't be shy.

We are partial to thick, curved, fat, 8- inches or more on a HOT guy!! HA!

No, really, we take each guy case-by-case or would that be cock-by-cock.

AN APPLE A DAY

HA!!

Apple has more money than the US Treasury.

According to the latest statement from the U.S. Treasury, the government had an operating cash balance Wednesday of $73.8 billion. That's still a lot of money, but it's less than what Steve Jobs has lying around.

Tech juggernaut Apple had a whopping $76.2 billion in cash and marketable securities at the end of June, according to its last earnings report. Unlike the U.S. government, which is scrambling to avoid defaulting on its debt, Apple takes in more money than it spends.

STANDUP FOUNDATION WEBSITE TO LAUNCH

Ben Cohen's StandUp Foundation website will go live August 3rd.

The Advocate reports:

Former rugby star Ben Cohen is taking his gay rights advocacy a step further with the creation of an antibullying organization called the StandUp Foundation and he's already secured partnerships with Campus Pride, the Human Rights Campaign, the Matthew Shepard Foundation, and the Trevor Project.

The StandUp Foundation will work to prevent all bullying, regardless of race, gender, socioeconomic status, or sexual orientation. The Atlanta-based organization will work with the four previously mentioned organizations to realize the mission of StandUp.

GO HOME, YOU LITTLE FOCKER

Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel has set a curfew for all youngsters 12 and below.

8:30pm on weeknights and 9pm on Fridays and Saturdays.

Quips the mayor: "It brings a level of responsibility and accountability to our streets and in our homes."

Get our mayor to this Rahm!! WORK!!

SAY WHAT?

"We all live in a murderous world, as the events in Norway have shown, with 97 dead. Though that is nothing compared to what happens in McDonald's and Kentucky Fried Shit every day."

--- Morrissey, vegetarian activist

ADAM + ME

LOW RISE, HIGH THIGHS:

Adam

A DELICIOUS DINNER WITH DELICIANO

Rafa with Deliciano, Mark Lopez and Benito

And for dessert: Rafa Cakes!

Yumm

Rafa & Co dine on pasta after his training.

rafael nadal; feliciano lopez

SYNNAMON STICK

MORNING WOOD:

Raymond Zommer

Image by Thomas Synnamon

Thursday, July 28, 2011

DIVE RIGHT IN

Olympic diver and mega hottie Tom Daley helped promote the new aquatics center for the 2012 Olympics in London.

Daley treated the global press to his mad diving skillz!

1 Year To Go is the ad sound bite.

PRESS TO PLAY:

WHAT A POSER:

TAKE THE PLUNGE:

BLOND AMBITION

MOTOR SKILLS:

RyRy significantly lightened his dark locks for work.

Principle photography was underway in Schenectady, New York for The Place Beyond the Pines.

RyRy will play a motorcycle stunt rider. The pitch: To provide for his family, a man may commit a crime that puts him on a collision course with a cop-turned-politician.

Ryan Gosling

WE CONKERR

STUNNING!

Lukas Kerr

Image by Robert Erdmann

MTV + VJS = 30 YEARS

VIDEO KILLED THE RADIO STAR:

In the early eighties, we wasted hours on this channel whilst waiting for a/any Go-Go's video (Our Lips, The Beat were on "heavy" rotation back then).

"Again, with Cyndi Lauper, arrrrrrrg"

via:

joemy god

scan: boyculture

NOW, THIS!!! IS A SWIMMER'S BUILD

HEY MIKEY, WE LOVE YE:

Michael Phelps

MIKEY WINS GOLD!!! In his signature event, the 200-meter butterfly in Shanghai.

via nytimes

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

SEPARATED AND SEARCHING FOR EACH OTHER

TAKE ME TO THE RUSH HOUR:

Top: Novak Djokovic

Bottom: Jane Wiedlin

APPLE YANKS iTUNES FROM CVN, MACY'S, BBC AMERICA, WELLS FARGO FOLLOW

YANK!

DOWN!

WORK!

Change.org reports:

Apple has removed their iTunes store from the “Christan Values Network” (CVN.org) after more than 22,000 people signed a petition on Change.org started by Ben Crowther, a student and Apple customer concerned about CVN’s funding of anti-gay, anti-women organizations like Focus on the Family and the Family Research Council.

The Apple campaign, which picked up significant momentum after 13,000 AllOut.org members signed another petition on Thursday, follows Microsoft’s decision to leave CVN two weeks ago, prompted by another customer-driven campaign on Change.org. Several other companies have removed their online stores since then, including REI, Macy's, Delta Airlines, BBC America, and Wells Fargo.

“From the beginning, I knew that once this issue was brought to Apple's attention, they would not want to be a part of CVN because it funds anti-gay hate groups like Focus on the Family and the Family Research Council,” said Change.org petition starter Ben Crowther. “Apple is a fair-minded business. I'm glad this petition helped make Apple aware of this issue, and I am thrilled that they removed iTunes from CVN.”

SAY WHAT?

"Everyone in Crazy, Stupid, Love is wonderful. Ryan Gosling is spectacular....Not only does he give a thoughtful, nuanced, sincere performance, but I’m pretty sure his torso will be nominated for an Academy Award......[The movie has]something for everyone” and “if none of those things are for you, there’s always Ryan Gosling’s abs. Seriously, that’s something everyone can enjoy.”

-- Ellen DeGenerous

BTW: Ellen's brother Vance DeGenerous (House of Schock) produced the film.

SAY WHAT?

CAMPAIGN CRUSADE

HGTV Color Splash host and mega hottie David Bromstad galvanizes the guys to get tested and know their status with Know Yourself: Get HIV Tested initiative.

“Knowledge is one of the most powerful tools in fighting HIV, and you have to get tested to know your status......I am especially passionate about HIV testing and education because it particularly affects the community of which I’m proud to belong. I want to raise awareness of the importance of testing by using something I know well and am also passionate about: art and design. Join me by getting tested and encouraging others to do the same.”

-- David Bromstad