DON'T PHONE HOME:
Steven Spielberg wants to do another war film, Warhorse **Roll eyes so far back, they stick** Adapted from the World War I novel by Michael Morpurgo.
Oh but this one is different **files nails** The one line pitch: "the relationship between a boy and his horse in the backdrop of the war." OF COURSE.... it has an animal in it or something cutesy (think ET) and a little boy. Always trying to rewrite the fairy tale, huh Stevie??
You're the fucking reason our favorite movie, A Thin Red Line with Jimmy Caviezel, lost Best Picture to you because of your **yawn** epic, Saving Private Ryan. You fucking saved Ryan and he didn't even do anything great, like discover a vaccine or stop global warming. We wanted to kill Ryan by the end of the fucking movie!!
But back to Thin Red Line: That was when Jimmy was smoking hot. Then, he did that Christ film for that homophobe, self-absorbed CUNT of a director and Jimmy professed he was married and how Christian he was. COCK KILL. We have no interest in straight Christians. Barf.
And we have no interest in this soon to be flop.
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