WHAT WOULD MAKE US SEE THIS????

We don't give a flying fuck about that couch jumper's stupid slit robot.

We would ONLY go to see Patrick Wilson--

HE IS SO FINE...

OUR KIND OF MENSES.....

And again, the understudy would have to be subbing for the couch jumper's slit for us to pay to see this with Patrick Wilson...

SAID SLIT WOULD HAVE HAD TO LEFT THE BUILDING in order for us to go!!!!!!!

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CRUISE CONTROL HASN'T WORKED IN YEARS

Who could blame her!!!

Nice to see things DON'T stay the same---

THE couch jumper that has to profess to the world that he is in LOVE with slit is LOSING his business partner.

Paula Wagner is bailing out of THAT relationship and moving to different time zones.

Word is Wagner and husband, Rick Nicita--who I posted on earlier left CAA to join Morgan Creek prod as co-chair and COO--- are going to be ensconced in Tribeca, NYC.

The power couple bought a 9th floor loft at 166 Duane Street, according to records released this morning.

The unit was bought for $4.5 million.

Wagner will still retain her coownership in UA and finish projects that are still in that pipeline BUT she will seek new projects on the EAST coast.

As a side note:  our friend Brian Singer's film Valkyrie that just happens to star THE COUCH JUMPER will be released December 26, 2008.

On a real estate side note, here is what $4.5 million will get you at 166 Duane Street:

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SUE--IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY

THE COUCH JUMPER was absent on the set during this.

Some Germans are taking the American way of making some money---by suing!!!  For 11 million dollars!!!

Eleven extras on the set of THE COUCH JUMPER Nazi-era flick, Rubicon( the film had a working title of Valkyrie), were injured from falling from the bed of a production vehicle.

NOW, an extra has hired a lawyer to sue the film and he wants damages.

Others were injured, the extra confides, and he wants all the injured to come together so they can have millions in damages.

The lawyer handling the suit has started a website to find the other extras so they can file their complaint.  The main reason for the lawsuit is to set better safety standards on filmsets in Germany.  Bruises, sprains, and laceratios will not be tolerated.

German authorities are citing that it is the extra's fault for not properly shutting the truck's tailgate.

The attorney for the extra says they've found other witnesses who are prepared to testify that the vehicle was in terrible shape.

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CHUB CLUB

FULL OF SHIT:

THE COUCH JUMPER:

He jumps on the couch of some fat bitch's talker to profess he loves slit. What "straight" guy does that?   And those stupid winch cows with deer eyes in the audience just cheer, laugh, cry and smile.  Vomit.   So gullible. 

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TOM CRUISE: VALKYRIE--MOVIE TRAILER

My readers know that I absolutely hate the couch-jumper-to-prove-he-likes-snatch....

But Bryan Singer is our friend--so the post is for Bryan not the loon.

I never thought he could act--he is one-dimensional....

What do you think??

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SAY WHAT?

‘First of all, he’s always got this shit-eating grin on his face, like he just got a note from his managers telling him that Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman are extending their confidentiality agreements.

‘Second, in TV interviews, Tom laughs inappropriately and much too vociferously at non-humorous declarative statements, which is ironic because in real life he can’t take a fucking joke at all. [We chime in: HA!! So fucking true!]

‘All you have to do is make one simple, little, harmless, innocuous aside like, “The Scientology spaceship was late today; it had to stop in Fire Island to pick up Tom Cruise” and he has a pack of lawyers at your door faster than Katie Holmes can say “No, really. He loves me in that way. I swear.”‘ [We chime in: LOVE IT!!!]

--From her book I Hate Everyone..Starting With Me, Joanie Rivers on that gross COUCH JUMPER that exclaims he "loves" cunt.

WHAT AN IDIOT

THE COUCH JUMPER THAT HAS TO TELL EVERYONE ON DAYTIME TV THAT HE LOVES SLIT thinks he is the target of a terrorist attack.

THE HAS BEEN has been walking on ice ever since anthrax threats were sent to the United Artist Film Studio.

THE LOON, according to the British media,  has tightened security at the film offices, the WACKO church in Hollywood and has installed state-of-the-art cameras at the Beverly Hills manse.

His ego IS that HUGE that he thinks terrorist are after him???

WHAT A LOSER!!!!

No one wants his TIRED, PATHETIC SELF HATING HOMO SELF.

Why don't you do all of us a favor and KILL YOURSELF--

YOU FUCKING NASTY PIECE OF SHIT!!!

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LOVE IT!

You've probably read this already, but we are really loving what Bronson Pinchot is saying.

We like how Pinchot has the chutzpah to come out and talk about/against THE COUCH JUMPER!!

Some say:  How dare he?  We say:   How dare he NOT!!

Kudos to Bronson-- we believe it all.  Living in Hollywood,  Bronson is being too nice cuz we've heard  some real good dish we could spill about that Top Gun HAS BEEN!   Barf,gag--we SO hate his fake ass!

BP quips:

We didn’t know [Risky Business] was going to be a big hit. We thought Tom [Cruise] was the biggest bore on the face of the Earth. He had spent some formative time with Sean Penn—we were all very young at the time, Tom was 20, I was 23. Tom had picked up this knack of calling everyone by their character names, because that would probably make your performance better, and I don’t agree with that. I think that acting is acting, and the rest of the time, you should be you, but he called us all by our character names. He was tense and made constant, constant unrelated homophobic comments, like, 'You want some ice cream, in case there are no gay people there?' I mean, his lingo was larded with the most… There was no basis for it. It was like, 'It’s a nice day, I’m glad there are no gay people standing here.' Very, very strange."

"Years and years later when people started to torment him with that, I used to think, 'God, that’s really fitting, because he tormented a lot of people as a 20-year-old.' He made such a big deal about it. Same thing with Eddie Murphy—I remember somebody calling and saying, 'You’ll never guess who was just caught with a transvestite!'"

via avclub

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OMG--YOU MUST WATCH--PARAMOUNT UNAWARE 'SOUTH PARK' HATED ON SPIELBERG AND LUCAS & 'INDY 4'

Everyone is wishing that this just goes away and that no one talks about it.  Talk about a BIG elephant in the room!!

I learned about the episode from Nikki Finke.  

Make a block of time, the ep runs about 24 minutes.  If it says video unavailable just keep hitting The China Probrem button until the ep plays.

Southpark creators did an ep, The China Probrem, viciously spoofing George Lucas and Steven Spielberg for "raping" Indiana Jones in Paramount's fourth summer sequel.

It is genius:  the creaters recreated "classic rape" scenes ( as horrid as that sounds, but it's brilliant at the same time)  from the films Clockwork Orange, The Accused and Deliverance, sprinkling them throughout the secondary plot of the episode about the racist "horro" of the post-Olympics Chinese taking over the world.

Finke reports that Paramount and Viacom (its parent company) will "look into" and discuss the made for adult toon.

Finke also notes how THE COUCH JUMPER was upset with Viacom for South Park's airing of the infamous "Trapped in the Closet" episode.  But SHE never was able to remove it from the air.

Now Finke wonders what Brad Grey, Rob Moore, Spielberg, and Lucas will say to Viacom, and the DVD of Indiana Jones and The Kingdom of the Crystal Skull drops in a few days.

Talks are positive with Paramount and Lucas for an Indiana Jones 5!!!

UPDATE:  Finke updated her post and none of the Hollywood names above are going to lodge a protest with Viacom.

An inside snitch confesses "We don't want to engage.  We just want it to go away."

The Wednesday ep was seen by 3.7 million viewers, up 27% from last fall's debut.

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HATE IT!

HA!!

THE COUCH JUMPER's film flops!!!

HATE IT!!! HATE HIM!!!

Washed up closet case.....

REMEMBER WHEN I POSTED

AN EXAMPLE OF NE GETTING IT CORRECT--ALWAYS

WE LOVE YOU NATIONAL ENQUIRER--

YOU ARE ALWAYS RIGHT...ALWAYS!!!

When THE VADGESTY and Mr. M made a grand opportunity photo display of themselves going out to dinner in NYC among the swirl of the first divorce rumors.

They kept saying :  no, no, oh no, not true ....

bullshit...

now today--oh we are divorcing.....

AN INSIDE NOTE:  If the UK  Daily Mail, The Sun, and The Telegram  and The National Enquirer are reporting it and everyone in the camps are denying---THE STORY IS USUALLY, ALWAYS, 99.99999999999999100% TRUE.

I always respect these papers with their stories.

And what other stories are they always reporting on:  the sexuality of THE COUCH JUMPER.

These lying mother fucking cocksuckin celebutards and their weasly ass spokesbitches are nothing but fucking liars.

ALL THE TIME.

100% OF THE TIME.

To refresh your memory of that original post:

July 2, 2008

DIVORCE SCHIMORCE

WHAT'S GOIN ON HERE???

1 minute it is divorce talks...

another minute they are together and happy!!!!

What gives????????

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10.15.08  6pm Pacific

See I am not the only one calling that BITCH/LIZ ROSENBERG, A FUCKING LIAR

Gawker posted this...this afternoon:

So Madonna and her husband Guy Ritchie are finally getting divorced. It's a very shocking thing, since earlier this summer, when reports of a pending divorce surfaced, Madonna's flack assured the world that the couple had "no divorce plans." Could it be that the flack, Liz Rosenberg—a charter member of our list of lying flacks—told something less than the full truth? After the jump, Liz's side of the story, and then the other, more accurate side:

We asked Liz Rosenberg about this discrepancy between what she said earlier, and what's happening now. Her answer: "there was no pending divorce earlier this year."

So, we asked, does that mean that, for example, the Sun's report that Madonna "initially planned to move back to the US with their three children in July" is false? "yes," Rosenberg replied.

Well, how credible is Liz Rosenberg? She told the world in 2006 that Madonna was not adopting a baby in Malawi. Although, of course, Madonna did adopt a baby in Malawi.

What else do we know about Rosenberg?

According to CityFile, she's "best known for having served as Madonna's flack for more than 20 years. Other clients have included the Pretenders, Cher, Josh Groban, Stevie Nicks, Seal, k.d. Lang, and Liza Minnelli."
She does a good job of staying friendly with celebrity magazine editors, naturally—she's allegedly been showering the editor of People with free Madonna tickets for a decade or more.
She knows how to play hardball—she reportedly managed to silence a good deal of potential press coverage of Madonna's brother Christopher Ciccone's book last summer, which portrayed the singer negatively.
So Rosenberg does her job. Regardless, no matter how much wheedling, pleading, bargaining, threats, or doubletalk a flack uses, they're not supposed to flat-out lie. But Rosenberg has quite a reputation for lying. Look! Some of the most vehement "Rosenberg is a liar" voices are the most fervent Madonna fans, like commenters on AbsoluteMadonna.com. It might be advantageous to court them, from a PR point of view!

Celebrity flacks are probably the only remaining category of PR people who can get away with bald-faced lies, and continue to be effective in their jobs. Corporate flacks run the risk of pissing off business reporters (or even the SEC), which would make them liabilities. Media flacks? Lord, they have to be friends with reporters. To lie is to die. Despite the vague public perception that all flacks are liars, they really can't be if they want to have a long-term career.

Unless they have a client like Madonna! Because the celebrity media will want to cover Madonna for the rest of her natural life no matter what she or her flack does. So Liz Rosenberg, yes, probably finds it expedient to just lie and now and then, without any real consequences.

But that also means you shouldn't necessarily believe anything she says.

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5-YEAR CONTRACT UP?

THE COUCH JUMPER's "marriage" dissolves.....

Ha!

USO BABE: MILO VENTIMIGLIA

Milo boarding a Blackhawk!!!!

These images of Milo Ventimiglia are so HOT!!!

He could chopper into our bed ANY DAY and guide us to his pilot pole!!!

The HEROES hottie celebrated his 31st birthday on a USO tour in Iraq, Kuwait and Afghanistan.

He comes from a long line of family members who are veterans--dad, uncle and grandfather.

The sweetie almost went into the Navy at age 18.

Man.... if he was only around earlier when Top Gun was cast....things would have been a whole lot different and we would have Milo as a big star and not that loony couch-jumper that announced to the world he is in love with SNATCH!!!

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CHA-CHING

Recession.....what recession?

Do you want to know what $55.8 million looks like?

Look no further than Johnny Depp.

UK's The Daily Mail reveals that Disney is paying that amount to Depp upfront if he will reenact his role as Captain Jack Sparrow in the fourth installment of the Pirates of the Caribbean franchise.

And just think...how the mighty have fallen...that COUCH JUMPER use to be the king of the world but SHE never received a payout like this....

and if you are out of the public eye too long in H-land--they forget cha....are you listening Tom Hanks?

Hail to the new king of Hollywood!

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HAVE NO FEAR

Yes, little gay boys in the middle- of- nowhere America, there is hope:

This is the way to have a Hollywood career, not living  a lie,  like that Scientologist COUCH JUMPER!!

Neil Patrick Harris with husband David Burtka

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FUTURE $UGAR DADDY

TAY OR FALSE:

A couple of these paychecks in the bank and our sweetie won't ever have to work.

TayTay may have received a $7.5 million paycheck for Northern Lights.

And guess who is producing that film?  THE COUCH JUMPER, hmmmm.

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