ANNIHILATED NOLE

WRITING ON THE WALL:

We're soooooo pissed.  We've been busy throwing shade, cell phones, expensive china, rare vases  at anyone who crosses our path.

We can't even think of a seething, acidic post to write about Novak.

He has it in him to play way better than he did today.  He looked like he belonged on the junior courts.  Maybe it's psychological, getting to the finals and actually winning.  He can do it.  Previously in 2008, he's won the Australian Open.  He was in the US Open finals against Roger Federer in 2007.  He just needs to elevate the game to where he wins these finals.  Taking it to the next level.  We know he has the backbone to make it to the semis.  Now practice and win like you are a champion....not second place!!

We've been cheering him on for about 6 years now.   He always has his hat in the ring but he can never seal the deal.

He's the lad that just won't commit.

You buy the ring, pop the question and nothing... he can't even tell it to ya on a post-it note!!

After this US Open in New York this September, we're pretty sure we are going to break up with him-- especially if he pulls the crap he pulled today.  We're not that cruel to do it to him this weekend.  

But,  we have been busy cutting his face out of every picture frame and giving the Enquirer every text and email he sent us.  We're just waiting for the highest bidder to tell our story to... ET, Extra, TMZ......  We're pretty sure that we will close the deal with Vivid Entertainment-- they're  buying our sex tape and we'll get a % of future sales.... Ahh, love in the 2010s, it's not just about committing your soul but SELLING it too.....  That's why we recommend to all of you:   to tape and document everything your manz does,  cuz ya just never know when the day comes to cash all that shit in!!

Meanwhile, we are looking for a new tennis stud to court..... hopefully he doesn't read blogs or watch TMZ...

Rafa?

Feliciano?

Rochus?

HOW IT WENT DOWN:

Third-seeded Novak Djokovic failed in attempt to reach his third career Grand Slam final and first at Wimbledon. No.12 seed Czech Tomas Berdych defeated him in straight sets 6-3, 7-6 (9), 6-3 in 2 hours and 18 minutes.

Novak pushed Berdych to deuce in the fifth game of the opening set, but the Czech rescued the situation by throwing down an ace before a second ace saw him hold. We saw the first break of the match in the sixth game when Djokovic handed two break points to Berdych with a few groundstroke errors. The Serb hit the net with a forehand and the Czech player wrapped up the set 6-3 in 33 minutes.

Djokovic faced three break points in eleventh game of the second set. He saved one, but missed an overhead smash with a shot miss that flied long. Berdych was serving for the set when Nole fought back using his third chance to level to 6-6, and the set went to a tie-breaker. A double fault by Djokovic brought up four set points for the Czech at 6-2, but the Serb saved all four and earned himself a set point winning fifth point in a row for 7-6. Novak had one more chance to level the match, but Berdych saved it with a big serve before a double fault from Djokovic saw him take the set 11-9 for a 2-0 lead.

A double fault from the 23-year-old Belgrade native in the eighth game of the third set brought up break point for Berdych and another double fault followed it. Suddenly Berdych was serving for a place in the Wimbledon final. The Czech closed the set and match 6-3.

"I want to congratulate him," said Novak. "He played a great match and a great tournament. He's just a better player today on the court."

pre-cut photo/ summary via novakdjokovic.com