NEWS: RYAN REYNOLDS, DALLAS COWBOYS, BRAVO

PRIDE OR PREJUDICE:  In the land of Nole Cakes:    Serbia readies for their gay pride celebration; their gays keeping fingers crossed no obstructions:   “Gays and lesbians often face harassment and pressure in predominantly conservative Serbia......Extremists broke up the Balkan nation's first gay pride march in 2001 and beat up several participants. No gay pride marches have been held since then.”

TALK SHOW ROAST:  Sports commentator Dan Hampton labels the Dallas Cowboys as more of the "Brokeback" variety.

CRIME:  A double homicide in Atlanta happens after the city's Black Gay Pride.

CO-DEPENDENCE: Homo-friendly network Bravo and  anti-gay fundgiving retailer Target team up to sell the cabler's TV shows (via DVDs).  And, Target's consumer perception tanks.

OH, CHRIST!:  ChristWire.org is like The Onion.  It mocks all those Christian bible thumpers.

I'M TURNING JAPANESA:  The Japanese own  iconic American brand, Brooks Brothers.  And now, the East wants to infiltrate itself into another iconic American tradition:   Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade will feature cartoon icons Kaikai and Kiki by pop artist Takashi Murakami.

MILLION DOLLAR LISTING:  Ryan (RyRy-- to us) Reynolds drops $2.9 million for a Los Feliz residence.

    MOTHER TERESA 2.0:   AngerLie  ( Ingenue + Angelina Jolie:   we pronounce it Ann-sherr-lee, our name for her)  visits flood-ravaged Pakistan.  Delivers an almost healing Madonna-ish (Christian icon) appearance to the havoc.

ADAM4ADAM:    In New Zealand-- not in the USA-- OF COURSE!!!  Come on all you stateside  theater gay bois-- get it together; create something!!   Songs For Guy,  a musical where men sing to other men.  FINALLY!!  A musical for US!!!!!  So sick of straight musicals where COCK and CUNT sing to each other.  ICK!  VOMIT!