We're a sucker for any HOT guy that lifts his shirt for us!!!
From Amazing Race, Joey LaSalla and Danny Horaland
Wednesday, February 29, 2012
AB-MAZING
We're a sucker for any HOT guy that lifts his shirt for us!!!
From Amazing Race, Joey LaSalla and Danny Horaland
WHO'S THAT GUY?
Who is the cutie Jamie Cakes posted on his Facebook page with only a picture sans comment or notation??
Just like Jamie to be random and ambiguous!!!
Inquiring minds want to know?????
A reader possibly explains (edited for clarity): Oh ! I think I understand. This is a perfect nobody. Usually, when you do the red carpet, you're a star. But, James gave him his 15- minutes of glory. Nice guy James ! With you, everybody can be a star. (joke)
A reader possibly explains (edited for clarity): Oh ! I think I understand. This is a perfect nobody. Usually, when you do the red carpet, you're a star. But, James gave him his 15- minutes of glory. Nice guy James ! With you, everybody can be a star. (joke)
WE "LIKE" THIS
Brett Edward Stout explains the mission statement of the page he created on Facebook, Gay Marines.
Now, on a shallow note: WHAT A HOTTIE!! Hell to the OHHHH! Yoww! Varoom-room! Brett don't fret!
DANCING KING
Dancing With the Snatch VOMIT! GROSS!
With the announcement yesterday, we pulled some pictures of William Levy from our old blog la*surfpunk.
Enjoy!!
A teaser pic below, follow the jump!!
AUF THE RACK
Jamie Cakes goes sartorial for the German issue of GQ Style.
We have some exciting Jamie Cakes news to post later!
Tuesday, February 28, 2012
PARK IT HERE
Isn't he just beautiful??
The older we get, the more we love brunettes.....
The adage goes: When one door closes, an other door opens.
With the demise of his series Brother & Sisters, Dave Annable doesn't have to scramble for work.
The thespian has inked the lead in ABC's 666 Park Avenue, a drama.
...A young couple manage one of the most historic apartment buildings in New York City. Unwittingly, they begin to experience supernatural occurrences, which complicate and endanger the lives of everyone in the building.
Monday, February 27, 2012
MARLON MONDAY
BRANDED YOUTH:
Iconic photographer Bruce Weber focuses his lens on Marlon!!
The Book of Marlon
Sunday, February 26, 2012
PROGRAMMING NOTE
Looking at the past 4 years of statistics on Oscar night and the day after, we receive about the same amount of traffic. The special coverage does nothing for our readership numbers/hits and the huge headache is never worth it. Trying to get this image, watermarking that one. FUCK IT!
This year, we don't give a shit. TayTay can arrive nude and we ain't posting shit about it.
So we'll do what we always do on Oscar night-- and every other night for that matter----PARTY and not give a fuck. We'll drink, imbibe, pill pop, smoke, snort, suck, fuck and whatever else comes our way at 3 in the morning and not give a rat's ass. It being a special night, the editors will drink 4 cases of Moet--we're writers after all!! We have images to keep up----- instead of just the 3 on any given night!! HA!!
So get your Oscar fix somewhere else. While we get our fix....
We're at the Vanity Fair shindig for starters, hoping to end the night with some PRIME Hollywood cock in any one of our orifices. Ohhhh, there's RyRy and that smokin' junior agent at CAA. Gotz to go......
We can recommend that snatch-demographic site People for starters.
Or. do you want something more FISHY??... like InStyle's website.....
PLACES, EVERYONE!
Could give two shits to the wind about the Oscars this year.
And, who gives a fuck about some gross self-entitled snatch and what IT'S wearing. Don't know any of them nor would we want to. They all look alike. They're so nondescript; homogenous;dull;vapid; insipid; useless; faceless. VOMIT.
They're completely ignored by us. Our backs to them--ALWAYS!!
We are all about the men with their statues in their hands... and in their pants!!! ;) Flirting heavily with all that come our way!!
Again, what part of GAY do you NOT get??!
So many CLOSET QUEENS in here, too. The GAYDAR just keeps pinging, like in Aliens with that motion detector:
Hudson: [Knowing that the CLOSET CASES are close, Hicks and Vasquez are welding the door shut] Movement. Signal's clean. Range, 20 meters.
Ripley: They've found a way in, something we've missed.
Hicks: We didn't miss anything.
Hudson: 17 meters.
Ripley: [Checking the tracker] Something under the floor, not in the plans, I don't know.
Hudson: 15 meters.
Newt: Ripley.
Hicks: Definitely inside the barricades.
Newt: Let's go.
Hudson: 12 meters.
Ripley: That's right outside the door. Hicks, Vasquez get back.
Hudson: Man, this is a big fuckin' signal.
HA!!!
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At the Vanity Fair Oscar party at the Sunset Tower (formerly The Argyle), the place settings.
Zippo lighters with a Christopher Hitchens quote on each one. A keepsake!!
BEAR TRACKS
A nice Sunday read in The New York Times profiling mega-HOTTIE Bear Grylls.
The paper details on his deal with Dockers, his many homes and the offers that he fields from his Santa Monica office.
WORK!!!!!!
HOMECOMING!:
A Marine makes it home SAFELY and to his love!!!
Gee, in the background, we don't see people "outraged" or screaming about the moral fiber of America being torn and the sky isn't falling and the ground isn't crumbling and the.....
Saturday, February 25, 2012
DEAR HOLLYWOOD: YOU'VE GOT MALE
We know our blog is read by industry insiders and by the lads we post on, thus we submit this open letter to all the male talent:
May we recommend to all the gentleman attending the Oscars and walking the red carpet Sunday: WEAR A TUXEDO!!
Not a suit, not a sports coat, not a collarless jacket, not jeans-- we don't care if said clothes are by Giorgio Armani or Prada or BOSS or....
WEAR A TUXEDO! Then, it's okay if it is from Giorgio Armani, Prada, BOSS or...
WITH A PROPER BOW TIE!! Not some cross thing that Dracula would don. Or some red satin string at the neck that looks like a misplaced "help a cause" ribbon.
And for fuck's sake, MAKE SURE YOUR PANTS ARE HEMMED PROPERLY!!! A SLIGHT break. Don't have excess fabric pooling at your feet.
If you have waited until this weekend to figure out what to wear, well, heaven help your little soul, it is too late for you. You should have called us!!
Did you know we are stylists? We would keep you from looking disastrous. Classic is our mantra. The regal actor of yesteryear is our icon-- think James Mason; Sidney Poitier.
We can have you red carpet-ready in no time and pull a wardrobe for travel, premieres or just daily duties on the set or locations.
Remember: Black-tie Formal. Not only will you look appropriate, but decades later, when you see images of yourself, you will be thankful!!
May we recommend:
Brooks Brothers, below:
Polo Ralph Lauren, below:
Friday, February 24, 2012
Thursday, February 23, 2012
BRITISH INVASION
Downton Abbey's Season 2 finale scored ratings (5.4M viewers) higher than its Season 2 premiere (4.2M viewers).
Who is a fan?
We love that mean queen Thomas, always conniving and scheming, just like the shifty-eyed, shady lads of WeHo.
We would be banging that bloke NIGHTLY in his quarters as soon as Mr. Carson yells, Lights out!
And what about Branson, the chauffeur? We would be ORDERING him to elope, like yesterday, already!!! Get a taste of his Lucky Charms with that blond patch of four-leaf clovers!! MMMmmmmph, how we love a HOT Irish!!!
LOVE GLOVE
Zacky Pooh drops a condom while handing items to his publicist.
After seeing this, so many questions ensue....
Top or bottom?
For him or for you?
Bedroom, couch or kitchen?
Fast or slow?.....
P IS FOR PRECIOUS
SEE WORLD:
We've always had a mad crush on Dermot Mulroney.
Dyke, when do you NOT have a crush on a manz?
True dat....
Remember Copycat? He was so effen HOT in that film. At his prime! FUCK on a STICK!!
[buzzfeed]
FASHION POLICE
FINALLY!!!!
A major publication is sounding off on a pet peeve of ours for years, How To Wear A Tux.
We've been carping about this very subject every year on this blog. 4-years now and running.......
AND YES!!!-- We will be posting our ANNUAL open letter to Hollywood begging the male talent to dress appropriately for the Oscars.
The New York Times addresses this nicely this morning.
Our main gripe: Guys who don't know how to have their pants hemmed properly. A slight break!! Not TONS of fabric gathered at the bottom with 5+ breaks!!
You are a man now, not a 13-year old wearing his first bar mitzvah suit.
One more: A BOW TIE!!!!!
They will wear their pants too long and puddled on their shoes, as Brad Pitt did at the recent Screen Actors Guild awards. They will wear businesslike four-in-hand tie knots, as men like Robert De Niro routinely do, and not the requisite bow tie. They will turn up in suits that fit as though borrowed from Dad, or in shirts with wing collars best left to maîtres d’hôtel, or in colors that make them look like Steve Van Zandt.
At all cost, avoid showing up like this train wreck!!
GROSS!!!!
Wednesday, February 22, 2012
SAY WHAT?
“I have never had a boyfriend. I am having trouble with that. I know I am gay but I am picky. I am not into all this stereotypical gay-pride thing. The person I like will have to like sports.
“I have had quite a few proposals from men. I have had to shut down my Facebook page because of all the offers from Canada, Brazil, the States, Australia and Romania. I was amazed.” --Anton Hysen
BREAKING NEWS!
JUST DO IT, ALREADY!!:
For Nike, Rafa Cakes and Crissy Cakes have filmed a commercial together!!
That concludes our breaking news!!
**shuffles papers**
DECADES AGO-GO
WEHO GOT THE BEAT:
c. 1968
Recognize this landmark establishment at a famous intersection in West Hollywood??
FIRED UP!
There is nothing like a HOT man in uniform!!!
Oh yeah, the Fall 2012 TV season is shaping up to look GORGEOUS!
First with Scott Speedman....
and NOW
Taylor Kinney has signed on the dotted line for the peacock network.
Kinney has a lead role in Chicago Fire for NBC.
In the action-driven drama about the complex and heroic men of the Chicago Fire Department, Kinney will play adrenaline-junkie Squad Lieutenant Kelly Severide, the leader of the elite firefighters who respond to the most dangerous fires or rescue operations.
Kinney, an alum on such shows as Trauma (NBC) and Vampire Diaries.
Tuesday, February 21, 2012
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