Blue Lagoon is getting a remake. For the third time! We never liked the original. It should have been the solo Chris Atkins show. Producers should have dropped that uni-brow , buck-toothed teen model... what's its name??
That is why the idiots keep remaking it because there is something not right. Eliminate the fish, you ignorant fucks.
AND, the remake will be for the Lifetime channel. VOMIT!
The only saving grace is the casting of Brenton Thwaites,an Aussie actor.
Can we get a gay screenwriter/producer on the project ASAP??!!!!
Want to make a remake but make it VERY today, Lifetime?
Listen up: Ditch the gross cunt.
Audition and find another hot lad for Brenton to team up with.
Rewrite the whole script of two lads on a secluded island finding their sexuality.
Then dump Lifetime and trot on over to Logo for them to buy the vehicle.
THEN---You'll get a 3.5 rating or higher, you stupid fucks.
Geez, we should be SPE of programming for some of these unworthy lame-ass cable/major network channels!!