FASHION POLICE

FINALLY!!!!

A major publication is sounding off on a pet peeve of ours for years, How To Wear A Tux.

We've been carping about this very subject every year on this blog. 4-years now and running.......

AND YES!!!-- We will be posting our ANNUAL open letter to Hollywood begging the male talent to dress appropriately for the Oscars.

The New York Times addresses this nicely this morning.

Our main gripe: Guys who don't know how to have their pants hemmed properly. A slight break!! Not TONS of fabric gathered at the bottom with 5+ breaks!!

You are a man now, not a 13-year old wearing his first bar mitzvah suit.

One more: A BOW TIE!!!!!

They will wear their pants too long and puddled on their shoes, as Brad Pitt did at the recent Screen Actors Guild awards. They will wear businesslike four-in-hand tie knots, as men like Robert De Niro routinely do, and not the requisite bow tie. They will turn up in suits that fit as though borrowed from Dad, or in shirts with wing collars best left to maîtres d’hôtel, or in colors that make them look like Steve Van Zandt.

At all cost, avoid showing up like this train wreck!!

GROSS!!!!