LA*SURFPUNK HOLLYWOOD: February 2010

Sunday, February 28, 2010

BOBBEEEEE BOBBEEEEE BOBBEEEEE

Sydney Airport.

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YOU'RE KELLAN US!!

MUSCLE MACHINE:

Fuckin A

Check out the boi's super bomb bangin body.

Damn he's inflated. That chest. He's the one that should be Conan Barbarian or Stretch Armstrong or GI Joe or Max Steel or.......

We're salivating

for a slab of this GRADE A, 100% ALL AMERICAN BEEF:

All images by Collin Stark

OUTTAYKES: MEN'S HEALTH

YOUR OUR DAILY TAYTAY:

Unused images.

Taylor Lautner

YANK! OUR CHAIN

We wish we were in The Big Apple to take in this delicious morsel of a musical.

Yank: A World War II Love Story sounds outstanding to see.

The story traces Stu, a young Midwesterner drafted into the US Army in 1943.

His fears lead him to question: being a good soldier and his sexuality.

He has a crush on one of his fellow soldiers, Mitch. A friendship turns to a kiss, then to a relationship filled with angst along with denial.

Sounds like a hit with a winning formula: Boy finds love, boy faces obstacles, boy finds a way to make love work.

Where: NYC at Saint Peter at 7:30 pm. Click here for ticket info.

If any of our NY readers see it, please feel free to let us know what U thought!! We'll make a post of UR comments.

ROCK OUR FILES

We no needs to explains how HOT Dermot Mulroney is.

Remember Copycat? We drooled over all his scenes. So sexy. Those thick pouty lips, that nose-- we know he's packin.

The thesp has been cast for The Rockford Files remake per NBC.

That 70s series is getting a 2.0 update.

U can count us in with DeDreamy(our TM) in the lead!!

Saturday, February 27, 2010

JOHNNY WEIR

TRUTH OR WEIR:

Vanity Fair profiles the iconic sportsman:

Age: 25. Country: U.S.A.Sport: Figure skating.Placed: Sixth. Fur-tastic drama: “I wore a small tuft of fur on my costume at our Olympic qualification competition, and I started to hear lots of grumblings from anti-fur activists, and then the things people were saying slowly started to get more and more terrible and I started to get threatened, and ultimately a price was put on my head by an activist for anyone who wanted to hurt me.” Fur-get about it: “The controversy has definitely died down since I’ve been here ... I got standing ovations for both of my performances, and that’s a beautiful thing. People can forget about whatever controversy is surrounding Johnny Weir and just focus on what I do.” Post-Olympic plans: “I have the world championships in Italy, and then I’m going to take a vacation to Mongolia because I want to ride a yak. And after that, I’ll go to Moscow and see some friends, and after that I’m going to go lay on a beach for a little while, and then maybe continue skating, but if not, I want a career in fashion.”

EVAN LYSACEK

THE CUNT:

Vanity Fair profiles the effervescent-less Evan:

Age: 24. Country: U.S.A.Sport: Figure skating.Placed: First. Style points:He rolled into his photo shoot wearing Dior boots and an Hermès belt (oh, and his gold medal). Best thing about the Olympics: “The stories. Obviously the athletes and the events and the competitions are the bones of the Olympics, but the stories and the triumphs and the victories are the soul of it, and so to be just one of those stories and those victories is something I’ll never forget.”

IMPERIOUS' NEW CLOTHES:

We love it-- he shows up in Dior and Hermes. Closet Queen.

DOW TRAVERS

THE DOW GOES UP:

Vanity Fair profiles the attractive athlete:

Age: 22. Country: Cayman Islands. Sport: Alpine skiing.Placed: 69th in giant slalom.What’s it like being the first—and only—Cayman Islands Winter Games athlete? “Lonely!” Opening-ceremony gear: “I wore a straw hat and carried the Cayman Islands’ flag.” Ski school: He learned to ski during family vacations to Beaver Creek. He now trains in Aspen when not in class at Brown University.

JEREMY ABBOTT

ABBOTT & STUDFELLOW:

Vanity Fair profiles Jeremy:

Age: 24. Country: U.S.A.Sport: Figure skating.Placed: Ninth. Have you seen any other competitions? “I had tickets to the U.S.A.-Canada hockey game, but I didn’t go. I went to watch ice dancing instead.”You know how many Canadians would have died for your hockey ticket?“Yeah, but I’m not really into hockey, and I wanted to go support my friends.”

RYAN CALLAHAN

ICE ICE BABY:

Vanity Fair profiles Ryan:

Age: 24. Country: U.S.A.Sport: Ice hockey. Placed:T.B.D. Nickname: Cally.Shot to the heart: His penalty killing and shot blocking helped lead Team U.S.A. to its 5–2 triumph over Team Canada in the third game of the tournament. On his schedule in Vancouver:“It hasn’t been too bad. We’ve actually had time to see our families.”

BLAKE SKJELLERUP

BEAUTIFUL BLAKE: Vanity Fair profiles Blake: Age: 24. Country: New Zealand. Sport: Short-track speed skating. Placed: 28th in the 1,500 meter; 16th in the 1,000 meter; 500 meter T.B.D. Olympic bling:Members of the New Zealand team received a green pendant carved from a single piece of pounamu stone. According to New Zealand lore, pounamu brings strength and luck. You can’t strip his identity! “I personalized my athlete’s badge by putting a kiwi sticker on the back,” he said cheekily. L@@K at that bulge

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MICHAEL BREZINA

CZECH MATE:

Vanity Fair profiles Michael:

Age: 19. Country: Czech Republic. Sport: Figure skating. Placed: 10th. On traveling to the Olympics:“I have so much luggage. The Czech team’s bag is like that”—he separates his arms as wide as they can go—“and mine is like this”—he lifts his arms to his waist. On the Vancouver party scene:“They had a party last night, but I had to go to bed. I practice every day!”

ZACH ANDREW PARISE

Vanity Fair profiles our zexy ZACH cANDY

Age: 25. Country: U.S.A.Sport: Ice hockey. Placed:T.B.D. He shoots, he scores: His two goals against Switzerland in the quarterfinals secured Team U.S.A.’s 2–0 win, advancing the Americans into the semi-finals. On the Vancouver puck scene: “The craze for hockey up here is insane.”How popular is Team U.S.A. in hockey country?“We’ve had a lot of support for our games—there’s been a pretty good turnout. You see all the Canadians wearing red and black, but then once you see a few U.S. people, it’s a cool feeling.”

TED LIGETY

BETTER OFF TED:

Vanity Fair profiles beefcake Ted:

Age: 25. Country: U.S.A.Sport: Alpine skiing. Placed:19th in super-G; ninth in giant slalom; fifth in super combined; slalom T.B.D. See Ted Shred: He started Shred Optics, a goggles, helmets, and sunglasses line, after winning gold in the men’s super combined in the 2006 Winter Games. “I figured there needed to be a ski company that was into not just racing but also into the free-ride scene and snowboarding.” The best part of being an Olympian:“It’s one shot at full glory, but it’s not about your own glory. It’s about the glory for your country.”

SETH WESCOTT

WES-COAST GOLD RUSH:

Vanity Fair profiles our super sexy Seth:

Age: 33. Country: U.S.A.Sport: Snowboard cross.Placed: First. On being an Olympic veteran: “It’s been really interesting for me mentally because it was a lot mellower here. I had such a thing in Torino about becoming an Olympian for the first time. I had so much more internal excitement about that, whereas here, I was like, O.K., I know how it’s going to be on that day. I raced really well on this course last year. I just need to come and do my job.”Race day: “I had all of this crazy emotion. I bumped into my mom and my sister on the way into the venue, and there were a few times where I teared up earlier in the morning. It was like, Holy shit, here’s this day again.”

We love trucker hats, we're a perfect match boo!!

Friday, February 26, 2010

SOLO SETH

At least in this picture he is solo, without that growth on his arm. Maybe he had a doctor freeze the wart off in Vancouver. Maybe it fell off by itself..... Ohh we're trying to be cute-- a little ironic humor since Vancouver is already cold...

**wipes tears away**

Sexy Seth attends The Writer's Guild Awards in NYC.

Who knew he was packin that much package? Yum.

THEY TRAVEL IN PACKS

Is there a latent homo gene or something when a hot guy wants other hot guys around them? Why do hot guys always travel in packs?

It happens in high school.

It happens in college.

It happens in real life, just like in WeHo and SoHo.

And these bros have way too much clothes on esp. being in Brazil.

Can we throw HOT gravy on Madgey the next time we see her?-- just because!!

WHERE THE WILD THINGS AREN'T

There's something subtly sexy about director Spike Jonze, we can't quite put our finger on it.

The auteur at the NYC premiere of Tell Them Anything You Want.

YOUR DAILY TAYTAY

TayTay at Boa.

We likey the hair, a little swoosh to his right.

This season's little shrunken leather jacket.

Rockin a good look boo.

Taylor Lautner

2nd part of the post: NOT SO BLIND ITEM

Oh and since we are in a recession, we're saving bandwidth by posting two items into one.

Don't think one post has to do with the other..... natch. Or would it be wink.

This young actor is quickly working his way up in Hollywood. He has been doing anything he can imagine to cement himself in the industry. He almost didn't get the role that made him who he is because his sexuality is not hidden with people in the know. It's not that he flaunts it, it's quite the opposite. He doesn't even mention it at all, and has never been with a man. Or a woman for that matter.

He refuses to play the dating game anymore since the one time they convinced him to do it, he ended up looking like a bigger ass than before. Now he just plays the type that is too busy for a relationship and refuses to do what is told. When threatened that if he didn't, no studio would ever work with him, what did he do? He told them he would make his own movies and that they could replace him and THEY could come up with a reason why. He knew he was instrumental to the studio and used it to his advantage.

He promised would ruin the fame that they so quickly built up by exposing all of their PR set-ups. And if that were to happen, the world would implode. He got into the shark tank and fought fire with fire and won. Some older actors should take a page from his book. Not James Franco (The Gossip Boy viaONTD)

WELL HELL@@

L@@K who's surfaced.

He must have made a $$hit load of coin$ from Poseidon because we ain't seen nothing out of him since.

Adorable Josh Lucas at Elaine's in NYC.

Are U ever going to work again boo?

Actually he's got a crapload of projects in post production.

WE WANT

We want EVERYTHING that Steven is offering:

AFTER THE JUMP

JUST SAYIN

THE L WORD:

And Johnny is getting called out for being too quWEIR on the ice??

Melody Davidson, Canada's Winter Olympics hockey team coach and it ain't men's!!

GUCCI GUCCI GOO

TOO SEXY FOR MY WET SHIRT:

The second series of images for the Gucci Sport campaign is making the internet rounds.

James Franco

CHA CHING

JUST DO IT:

Take those damn shorts off, they have to be Nike...

Cristiano Ronaldo

Crissy Cakes has inked a deal for the next 4 years at $6 million euros a year, it was currently at$4.5 million euros a year, to still be sponsored by Nike.

Dayum. Hello, we want sponsorship!!! Are ya listening Adidas, Puma, True Religion, Prada, Burberry Prorsum, D Squared.......

Send all C.A.R.E. packages with Medium shirts, Medium pants, pants: 30 x 32. We love trucker hats. Suits: 40R.

Is there anything in the contract about how long he has to keep his shirt on so viewers see the swoosh on the clothing?

And if he does sans shirt, will Nike want him to have a Swoosh icon tattooed on his bicep or chest?

DON'T GET IT ALL TWISTED

Brent Corrigan is in Sydney for Mardi Gras.

Our little mister made an appearance for Same Same Mardi Bar/Absolut/ING Direct fete.

Brent and other hot bois played a game of Twister for a spirited and packed crowd.

See more images here and here.

Thursday, February 25, 2010

GOT WORK?

Yes he does!!

Thomas Roberts has a new hosting gig.

The beefcake broadcaster commentates for the television newsmagazine The Advocate On-Air.

The monthly broadcast will showcase politics, lifestyle, news and pop culture.

Some topics the first show has covered:

1. Annise Parker becoming Houston's first lesbian out mayor.

2. The gay appeal of the Olympics-- is it the ceremonial pageantry or the hot athletes?

3. The progress of gay rights in a Democratic Washington DC-- why are measures languishing in Congress?

Watch the first episode: advocate.com/onair

BUH TO THE BYE

Did U hear and feel that?

That was Earth letting out a BIG sigh of relief!!

General Motors Hummer brand is likely to be discontinued.

Chinese equipment manufacturer Tengzhong was to purchase the Hummer division but the sale fell through. Is that some environmental karma kicking in??

Why in the hell does a black hole of a gas guzzler --still-- need to be in production? This environmental hazard should have been aborted right at the new model brainstorm meeting years ago!!

SAY WHAT?

WEIR AS FOLK:

"I'm glad he's a trailblazer. He's comfortable in his own skin, clearly. And he's expressing himself. I think that's what art's all about. Whenever you do something that hasn't really been done…You're going to get love. [And] You're going to get hate," quips Glamberace (Adam Lambert) on Olympic skater Johnny Weir.

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FATHER KNOWS BEST

In honor of his son's legacy, Brian Burke, general manager of the US Olympic hockey team, will advocate for gay rights.

Quipped Mr. Burke: "I'd promised him I would march with him. He won't be there, but I will."

Brendan Burke perished in a car accident along with a friend a couple of weeks ago, which we posted about earlier.

Needless to say, lots of prayers and good thoughts go out to the Burke family.

JUST CUZ

RyRy surfaces at The Pacific premiere.

Always great to see the sweet Aussie for whatever reason.

We wanna erect a 10 meter statue in WeHo of RyRy's image in just some slinky briefs-- care to sponsor that Aussie Bum? Right at the corner of SaMo and La Cienega.

Hell jeah!!