ARE WE TIRED OF THIS CRAZY BITCH YET?

NO!!

Now The Sun reveals that HER VADGESTY tried to control Mr. M's life with a "marriage contract."

The UK paper details the document which stated how many dates the couple should go on and how oft they would do the NASTY!!

Those are fightin words:  Guy could only use certain words during verbal bouts "to resolve conflicts in a constructive way."

The insanity continues:

Guy, 40, was instructed never to shout at Madge, 50, but instead look her in the eye and say: “I understand that my actions have upset you, please work with me to resolve this.”

The marriage rules said both parties must “devote time to our sexual expressiveness” and “not use sex as a stick to beat one another”.

Sources said Madonna pinned the contract up in their New York home after they saw marriage counsellors two years ago, and would say to her husband, “Contract, Guy, contract” if he broke the rules.

The Uk paper made up what the "marriage contract" could look like:

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