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Monday, June 15, 2009

ROBERT PATTINSON IN AN AQUARIUM


This blog noted earlier that Patty Cakes was filming in NYC at Washington Square.

Well,  the poor lad is trying to make a living when the smell of rotting salty sundried fish stench comes streaming out of no where and then suddenly the foul smell surfaced.  It was horrendous, it was a tsunami of  SNATCH!!


Patty Cakes was accosted...... schools of fish from every where:  out of the wood work,  slithering out of the sewer holes and flip flopping on the street infecting Patty Cakes with their stenchy  gills.

Why would the lad want that stench on him or around him-- it NEVER washes out!!

We needed Godzilla to save Patty Cakes by squashing the floundering fish with the lizard's massive  feet or someone to scream a car is on fire to cause mayhem and to make the aquarium dwellers swim back to sea.

His handlers did everything they could to keep the gash afar:

I wanna know where the gay bois are; HELLO CUTE LAD ALERT?  They would  have  elbow punched these hos in the chest and made them drop like flies to get to him first!!  Gay bois don't put up with fish-- it mixes with our hair products and we don't play that....





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