BLOATED MUCH?
MAY WE SUGGEST A HIGH COLONIC
Everytime there is an important point to make or when he is ahead in a match, he'll lose. We stopped rooting for you a long, long, long time ago....
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Elton John has various charities that help with AIDS.
To raise money for his 16th annual Advanta World Team Tennis Smash Hits, Andy Roddick was auctioning an hour session of private tennis tutoring.
To raise high bids, Andy was willing to take his shirt off during the session. Have you seen him lately--yeck, he's fat and white with a beer gut--total turn off.
That had the bid to $11,000. These skanks are desperate!!
Then he offered to do the lesson FULLY NAKED. Barf--maybe a couple of years ago that would have been hot but gag us, especially since you're engaged to CUNT. You don't seem well HUNG anyway. We'll take Novak Djokovic or Richard Gasquet esp. naked ANY DAY OVER YOU!!!
Well some HORRID SNATCH ponied up $15,000 for the moment with the HAS BEEN tennis player.
$15,000??? In your heyday, you would have gotten SO much more--way to blow it!!
Okay back to the Vanity Fair I was reading.......
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