I absolutely hate these slits and I can't actually believe most Americans(the same who probably think Bush is just GREAT) are stupid asses and like them and buy into all these trailer park and low-class acting whores. I lump all these gashes together Spears, Lohans, KharTRASHians, Shauna Sands, those Hills fish stench, most anything that plays on E! except Chelsea Handler.
The post is leading to something.....
I love the editor of D-listed. A fellow that calls it as he sees it. I am not the only one that calls these bitches out for what they really are: CUNTS, SKANKS, TRASH, SLITS, GASH, FISH STENCH........ I'm gay--I see nothing attractive about gash especially trashy, no class slit.
ANYWAY D-listed reports it the best--see I am not the only catty blogger.
I LOVE YOU D-LISTED!!!!!!!!!!
Directly from dlisted.com:
Weeeed Eater! Weeeeed Eater ! Sorry. Seeing that sort of made me excited.
Anytrashy, Lynne Spears needs more people! First we heard that Jamie Lynn IS knocked up! Then we heard it was just Taco Bell gas and she isn't carrying! Now some bitch is saying Jamie Lynn IS pregnant, but is denying it to buy some time.
With all eyes on Brit Brit's nekkid greasy chicken bone ass lately and Jamie Lynn no longer in the spotlight for being a knocked up 16 year old, she must have gotten a little jealous and needed to steal Our Lady of Cheeto's thunder by being a knocked up 17-YEAR-OLD.
The National Enquirer claims that one of Jamie Lynn's hillbilly family members has confirmed that she went and got herself knocked up. Jamie Lynn told the family member that it's Casey Aldridge's, but we all know what happens down on the bayou. Cousins get horny, daddies gets lonely. I STILL can't believe she could let some dude squirt his baby batter all up inside her trashy hillbilly teen ass AGAIN and think that nothing would happen. Maybe Zoey 101 should have been titled Dumb Pregnant Teenage Bitch 101.
This close family member (who is probably her cousin/uncle/half-brother) goes on to say that Casey was pissed when he found out about the pregnancy through the media instead of straight out his baby mama's mouf. Well, no shit! Who could blame the fucktard for being pissed? How'd you like it if the rest of the world knew before you did that your underage concubine was pregnant with your second child and that you were too stupid to work a condom? Cue Casey saying, "Condom? Whut's thet? Ahs jest pull out befo' ahs drop!"
The family member continued to run their yap saying that, “Jamie __LongTerm__ mom is furious about the pregnancy and __LongTerm__ livid the news leaked out, especially during her book tour. Lynne __LongTerm__ want to talk about it publicly until they sort this out. Jamie Lynn is being pressured by people very close to her to abort. But no decision has been made yet."
Lynne not wanting to talk about something publicly? Translation: Lynne is not ready to talk about it to the tabloids until the right price is met.
Here's Jamie Lynn at WaMa (aka Wal-Mart) in Mississippi yesterday. Hopefully, she's buying an economy-sized pack of condoms and Spermicide. Her "Yoga Makes Me Flexible" t-shirt says it all. That's what got her into this mess!
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