1st off--snatch always needs direction and guidance, it can never do anything on its own.
LAUREN CONRAD ANSWERS HER HATERS: but first, it has to think and that will hurt its brain, so it gives up and starts crying.....
BAD GIRL SEX: it's bad because it's with a girl.......
AM I NORMAL DOWN THERE? : Actually, you're not...you have a big nasty gash that smells and it's so nauseating and atrocious to look at...I mean where do we start. Have you ever considered sticking a stick up there and growing a dick ----- you would be at least somewhat interesting......
A COUGAR STOLE MY MAN: We all know cougars beat PUSSY any day.....
5 TIMES, U SHOULDN'T TEXT HIM: because he is busy getting it on with ANOTHER MAN--you dumb cunt...he doesn't need your black hole of energy suckin the fun out of the dick he's gettin!!!!......
THE SURPRISING TOUCH THAT WHIPS A GUY ON: when another MAN's mouth is on his COCK--you stupid slit.....
LOSE WEIGHT WHILE YOU EAT: Stick a hanger up your cunt and yank down, that way while you eat you're losing fluid then eventually lose consciousness--ya skank. Or better yet, slice off those cysts on your nasty chest--guaranteed to lose at least 10 to 20 lbs. while you're pitchforkin that 23rd salad of the day in that HPV tainted skank encrusted 3rd hole of yours.
75 TRICKS FOR NIGHTS WHEN YOU WANT TO BE JUST A LITTLE NAUGHTIER: Put a prairie/compound dress or a school uniform on, tie a noose around your neck NOW kick the chair that's under you at least 75 times UNTIL you get it right!!!
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