CAN WE TALK?
From Joan Molinsky aka Heidi Abromowitz aka Joan Rivers has transformed herself over the decades. From surviving Edgar's suicide to building a brand with jewelry, books, cosmetics and comedy shows, Joan is a true cat with ninety lives that always lands on her feet.
Heidi Abromowitz surfaces, below
We love you!!
Thanks for the eons of comedy:
I use to take her to McDonald's so I can watch the numbers change on the sign outside....
She's the only woman I know that would yell HURRY to a microwave....
She's the only woman I know that puts mayonnaise on an aspirin ....
I would take her to Sea World and she asked if Shamu came with vegetables...
She would wear yellow and 30 school kids tried to board her...
Then she lost the weight....one more year... if she waited one more goddamn year ...I could have bought my house....
[jokes on Elizabeth Taylor]
On any of today's or yesteryear's stupid Hollywood twat:
She's so dumb, she has to open her blouse to count to two....
Various comedic sundries:
I was cleaning out my closet and I found Michael Jackson [insert any of today's questionable sexuality actors]...
Italians give the best jewelry, they get it from the dead...** gruff voice** hey baby, you like that ring ...
If God wanted me to clean, my hands would be made out of Teflon... you know what fits right there **points to palm** a charge card....
I mean it's just..... oh sure
A COMEDIC FORCE LOOKING HER BEST, below
RICH BITCH, below
O-KAY, O-KAYYYYY!!
one of her trademark phrases quips Joan, below
**looks in the audience** Is Candy Spelling here tonight?? Where is she?
Pick a finger! another trademark phrase
(to aging)
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