BETTER BELATED THAN NEVER:
Awwww shit, we screwed up big time.
No wonder our phone calls are going unanswered.
Mail stamped: Return to sender.
Engagement ring rejected!!
All via his handlers.
We MISSED TayTay's birthday.... NOT O-TAY!!!! It was February 11th.
Ah yeah, a little late....
**As we look for our wonk-eyed, lazy-ass, never- shows- up intern in total rage; chanting, yelling: "You are SO fired." "You keep our datebook to remind us of these things." "Where in the fuck are you? **
Can we make it up, Tay?
Throw ourselves onto Sunset whilst a METRO bus is speedily growling forward?
Jump from the Santa Monica Hills and splatter on Highway 1?
We are so sorry.
Let's start over, say a romantic, intimate friendly dinner at Orso and take it from there.