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Thursday, April 2, 2009

FOR REALS?



This could be an April Fool's Day joke, we're not sure but New Scientist is reporting that self-satisfaction can relieve hay fever!!!


According to white-jacket studiers of white-weeing, the act of what is known as ejaculating/cumming/jizzing/hot-white-fatting/*ponders*/ancetera-ing relieves swollen nasal blood vessels, symptomatic of hay fever.

So the stuffy breathing, streaming eyes and snot rags of hay fever can be replaced by the stuffy breathing, streaming eyes and snot rags of a wank. Yay to medical masturbation! Actually, yay to any-old-excuse masturbation!




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