Readers: like the Die Mommy Die reference??
You are a talentless slit ...goodbye.
You brought this on yourself...goodbye.
We absolutely hate you....goodbye.
And no one cares....goodbye.
Does no one remember? How a couple of months ago, when reporters asked it to confirm the rumors about a relationship with Ronson!! And the gash wouldn't confirm or deny. NOW look at this stupid bitch blabbin to anyone who will listen.
Can we buy this SLIT a new box of razors since you are already an alleged cutter? Why don't you start by slicing that nasty clit of yours off then bleed to death.....
Do you prefer your suicide in pill or booze form AND are you willing to mix both in generous amounts lethally?
How about being in a closed garage and the motor running?
Please choose something and get it done with.
And with you dead.....
THERE WILL BE ONE LESS SELF-ENTITLED SNATCH IN L.A. AND IN THIS WORLD.
WE HAVE LOTS OF IDEAS........
DO IT!
DO IT!
DO IT!
DO IT!
And we aren't the only haters......
so save your email rants to us!!!
We are rolling on the floor with laughter from their post. We love how they call a talentless cunt----well--- a talentless cunt!!!
Our friends at dlisted had this to say about this item:
This piece of Orange Sesame Chicken that was left under the heat lamp too long is really sad-like, because she got d-d-d-d-d-umped and instead of going to talk to a mental health professional inside of a rehab clinic, she's yapping to UsWeekly! Hey, they are the next best thing.
In an interview that sounds like it was written by piecing together Facebook statuses, Blohan says she is "humiliated" and in "absolute hell" after SamRo quit her ass last Friday. Hum. "Humiliated" and "in absolutely hell" is the same way I felt after watching I Know Who Killed Me.
The night SamRo broke up with Blo was also the same night she hired five security guards to keep her out of a JCPenney party. Blohan says it was the worst night of her life. Blo went on chirp, "I'm not a bad person and this is what happens. "I was raised to treat people well, and I'm so tired of this drama. Everyone's turned on me."
By "everyone", Blo means Nicole Richie and Drea de Matteo (aka Ade from The Sopranos). The night of the JCPenney party (I love that it all went down at an event for Penney's), Nicole said "UCK" when Blohan walked by and Drea said "Come at me, bitch!" AHAHAHAHAHAHA! When a bitch from fucking Joey and a skank troll who is famous for nothing thinks they are hotter shit than you, it's time to pack up your Toyota Tercel and drive far far far away from Hollywood. There's a commune in Montana with Blo's name on it. COME AT ME, BITCH! Drea has been watching a lot of Vh1! What else does she have to do?
Blo said that night felt like Mean Girls all over again, "I'm a fucking 22-year-old girl who's in love. I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie." But was Blohan wearing hoop earrings?! Because that's Regina's thing. She better not have been wearing hoop earrings.
UsWeekly asked Blo about the rumors that she threatened to kill herself after she got dumped, Blo laughed it off, "I'm just really hurt! The whole situation is sick."
You know what's sick? The fact that she's pouring her cokey-covered emotions to a fucking celebrity magazine! This is what happens when you snort your career away and have a crack pipe for a mother! Boo fucking hoo. Blo just needs to have a little conversation with Drew Barrymore, because she's already been to that rodeo. And then she needs to kick her mother in the crotch bone for pushing her ass down this road.
Come at me, BITCH!
In an interview that sounds like it was written by piecing together Facebook statuses, Blohan says she is "humiliated" and in "absolute hell" after SamRo quit her ass last Friday. Hum. "Humiliated" and "in absolutely hell" is the same way I felt after watching I Know Who Killed Me.
The night SamRo broke up with Blo was also the same night she hired five security guards to keep her out of a JCPenney party. Blohan says it was the worst night of her life. Blo went on chirp, "I'm not a bad person and this is what happens. "I was raised to treat people well, and I'm so tired of this drama. Everyone's turned on me."
By "everyone", Blo means Nicole Richie and Drea de Matteo (aka Ade from The Sopranos). The night of the JCPenney party (I love that it all went down at an event for Penney's), Nicole said "UCK" when Blohan walked by and Drea said "Come at me, bitch!" AHAHAHAHAHAHA! When a bitch from fucking Joey and a skank troll who is famous for nothing thinks they are hotter shit than you, it's time to pack up your Toyota Tercel and drive far far far away from Hollywood. There's a commune in Montana with Blo's name on it. COME AT ME, BITCH! Drea has been watching a lot of Vh1! What else does she have to do?
Blo said that night felt like Mean Girls all over again, "I'm a fucking 22-year-old girl who's in love. I felt like I was in Mean Girls, but worse: Mean Girls was a movie." But was Blohan wearing hoop earrings?! Because that's Regina's thing. She better not have been wearing hoop earrings.
UsWeekly asked Blo about the rumors that she threatened to kill herself after she got dumped, Blo laughed it off, "I'm just really hurt! The whole situation is sick."
You know what's sick? The fact that she's pouring her cokey-covered emotions to a fucking celebrity magazine! This is what happens when you snort your career away and have a crack pipe for a mother! Boo fucking hoo. Blo just needs to have a little conversation with Drew Barrymore, because she's already been to that rodeo. And then she needs to kick her mother in the crotch bone for pushing her ass down this road.
Come at me, BITCH!
[linsay lohan, meltdown]
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