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Friday, August 22, 2008

THE CASH COW : MICHAEL PHELPS



Word up.....

Fresh off his inking a deal with Kelloggs for millions of dollars and some backlash to boot, Phelps will enter the literary world.

Poseidon will be penning his memoirs to CUM out in December for the holidays.

The tome has a working title of:  Built to Succeed.

It will go into detail about his trainings and competitions plus we will be swimmingly taken to murky waters as readers when he opens up about his past and being raised by a single mother.

This man will have some serious SCRATCH after all the sales are calculated!!!!

Good for him--he deserves it!!! 

All those 4am wake up calls to practice DO PAY OFF!!!!

GO MIKEY
GO MIKEY 
GO MIKEY


As a side note, from a gay man POV:  see how hard work will get you money:  Phelps isn't relying on his DICK to pull in some cash---

Unlike those CUNTS of that popular MTV show that do nothing except powder their nasty slits all day then just rely on their CUNTS to make some money. And even that isn't going so well as we see. The reality show is scripted and planned and about CUNTS that no one cares about!!!! No one buys those nasty bloody rags they are trying to sell at that CUNT store on Robinson.  They stick out their nasty unnaturally overgrown chests and think money should just fall to them-----yeck, ick, let me vomit.....

Who would want all that washed up fish stench--

WHEN YOU HAVE A MAN THAT MAKES HIS CASH NOT RELYING ON HIS COCK.





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